20th April 2024

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shubbabang:

oct2pus:

shubbabang:

shubbabang:

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

its that time again folks

@shubbabang

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happy 8 years to this post

20th April 2024

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I try not to reblog politics but come on!

20th April 2024

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scientia-rex:

matrixdragon:

disgruntledexplainer:

that-catholic-shinobi:

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That’s not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

It probably didn’t even like potatoes

19th April 2024

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official-boob-posts:

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Oh my God its true

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

official boob post

18th April 2024

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helenstroy:

“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

18th April 2024

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

highlybread:

highlybread:

Anyone wanna read a 500 year old Welsh poem about Pussy?

Cywydd y Cedor

By GWERFUL MECHAIN (fl. 1462-1500)

Translated from the Welsh by Jon Stone


Drunk with vainglory, idiocy or drink,

every male poet does it, ever to the (let’s be frank)

rolled eyes of educated women;

that is, trill blandishments in paean or sermon

endlessly mapping the female form.

It’s ‘your hair lay on the pillow like a sleepy golden storm’,

‘girl of the golden brow’ and ‘soft wet eyes’,

‘sweet rosy breasts’, something dancing like fireflies,

‘the dunes of her arms’ and ‘moonbeam legs’,

hands that are usually dainty and a smile that snags

the heart, their tongues all the time skirting round

the epicentre, where children are made and cocooned,

and its snug vestibule – so obviously awesome,

the bright broken loop of it, tender-plump blossom,

which I, for one, can rifle at my whim.

Gentlemen, I give you: the knicker-dwelling quim.


They are things of some strength, taking regular beatings,

meticulous courtyards, plumy as bulls’ tongues,

and yes, I’ll say it – every vulva is gorgeous,

with their full and cushiony lips, their deep gorges

outdoing the length of both sprawled hand and spoon

and their dark that engulfs all six inches of hard-on.

O, cunt which doth tarry near the swollen arse!

Thou art the desk on which ought be written verse,

and incarnadined sibling to poetry itself,

(I’d rather read about you than bloody Beowulf!)

And those saintly men, those poor innocent men

should really, whenever offered the chance, summon

the courage to document you thoroughly,

that the poets among them break out in a cacophony

of odes to the cunt, prize-winning epics that chart

your silk and subtle seam. Let’s have a Chanson de la Twat,

a Punanica, a Tale of the Grove Where I Knelt,

where the bard remarks: Such a feast beneath her belt !

Her fuzz was the fuzz of a first rate ballsack,

her welcoming knothole electric and sud-slick !

I say: let the silence end, and bless this bright circle,

this wonderful, shock-haired, sour-proud fuckhole.


Original Welsh version below:

Keep reading

Genuinely very good translation but for the non Welsh speakers I really cannot stress enough that the original Welsh is the most beautiful, intricate, woven tapestry of exquisite wordsmithing you’ll ever read

18th April 2024

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Tumblr Code.

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geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

15th April 2024

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!

15th April 2024

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therealbeachfox:

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I’m sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I’ve written about this before. I’m not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

Keep reading

15th April 2024

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linnealurks:

Christopher Eccleston reads Wilfred Owen’s “Dulce et Decorum Est”

This took my breath away.